23, V Sleepy

epicjohndoe:

He Wanted To Be The Prom Queen

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docninj:

sassysousa:

minervafloofderg:

mcgonagollygee:

tired interpretation: complaining about your wife being opinionated

wired interpretation: bragging about how smart your wife is

Jerry Seinfeld vs John Mulaney death battle

Wow, alright, I’m in a place in my head where I hadn’t even CONSIDERED that 1st one, the tired interpretation. I straight-up only thought it was a lovely mug about how awesome their wife is, and I’m just so happy about that :)

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bixbiboom:

misspsychotic:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

lejazzhot:

Joe.

Talk shit get hit.

best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.

I don’t understand why you would gif this scene but cut off the actual verbal bitch slap.

Viscount: [angrily] “Sir, you will find the word ‘fear’ is not in my vocabulary!”

Joe: [stonefaced] “Perhaps. But it’s in your eyes.”

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schittscreekoutofcontext:

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